there’s a snake hiding in my stairs
Reminder: Last day to enter fun contest.
There is a snake hiding in my steps.
I saw it yesterday when I was about to walk into my house. My thought: Gee . . . how did that thick rope fall down that crack? Maybe I should grab it . . . oh wait, that looks kind of funny. Guess I’ll just stare at it for a few more seconds. Oh wait, DID IT JUST MOVE? It’s moving. It’s moving fast . The rope is moving away. And is that a TAIL?? And now its gone. Down that huge crack.
Question I started to ask myself: How will I get inside my house with a snake guarding the door? This seems very similar to a certain large snake guarding a certain Chamber of Secrets.
Except apparently it’s not a dangerous snake. At least, my family said that. I’m really just wondering how my family knows this fact to try and reassure me since I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW SAID SNAKE.
I’m just saying.
Though I guess on the plus side, the snake might come in really handy for any door-to-door salesmen. Should I post a sign?
BEWARE: snake hiding in stairs.
Do you think they’d buy it? And while I am throwing questions out there, now that I’ve posted my snake problems, will any of my friends still come to visit now that I have a snake guarding my chamber of — er, I mean my house?
Oh yeah, and I just want to add that I used to love snakes. I used to catch them for fun when I was little. Then recently I heard these two freaky stories involving pet snakes, and now I get these little tingles of fear every time I get near one. Ugh!
So what is the book monster that scares you the most? For me, it was werewolves for the longest time. Now it is Weeping Angels. I’d post a picture, but I swear I had a bad dream about this last night — because whatever holds the image of a Weeping Angel becomes a Weeping Angel.